Chinese Take-Off / Or Belafonte’s Big Day (Sort Of)

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My name is Lou. My poodle’s name was Belafonte. Every year on Belafonte’s B-Day we’d split an order of Chinese food and watch a dog movie. Like “All Dog’s Go To Heaven” or “Cujo”. Well, this year I almost let him down. I searched for some delicious take-out… and I ended up with a Hell-hot carton of TAKE-OFF. Don’t ask. Just watch.

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183 Responses to “Chinese Take-Off / Or Belafonte’s Big Day (Sort Of)”

  1. wildfire Says:

    WOW… mind blowing. Didn’t realize so much amazingness could exist in two minutes!

  2. kungfu28 Says:

    This is AMAZING! Haha…so much fun!!

  3. wallace73 Says:

    Digging it.

  4. geauxsaints Says:

    YAY!!!

  5. sugigrl Says:

    wow!

  6. nikykat Says:

    LOVE it!

  7. junjo34 Says:

    “Welcome to my domain!” Yes!!

  8. epaul Says:

    totally awesome. Yes!!!

  9. bangsfinsbury Says:

    fantastic stuff!

  10. adamsgal Says:

    such amazing work, so fun!!! i love this video. super creative :)

  11. creativebebe Says:

    wow! amazing that you scripted, filmed and edited an entire mini ep in 2 mins. loved it! :)

  12. dcarroll Says:

    very cool!!! i want more! sequel?

  13. jschmin Says:

    Kind of weird. Kind of amazing. In a cool way. I loved it!

  14. sn1047 Says:

    wow, that was awesome!

  15. meganrm Says:

    very cool

  16. omarh Says:

    This video is best seen “family style”. You’ll want to watch it again in an hour. Amazing!!

  17. myotoshi Says:

    Too Great!

  18. marmo Says:

    This is way too hilarious! I must watch AGAIN!!

  19. amilyn Says:

    Wow. That’s a lot of punch for 140 secs!

  20. vdaycare Says:

    Great clip!

  21. gerps Says:

    Wacky Weirdness in a Won Ton. Definitely deserves a second and third look.
    Great job crew! We want more!

  22. jemm Says:

    Fantastic! Entertaining and hysterical!

  23. terrangerine Says:

    Fortune cookies say: “Not take in, or take off!” “Wrapping not important, but must face evil spirit!” Lucky number 14 22 0 4 11 Pow!

  24. sagecraft Says:

    Back alley Chinese food - it’s a good thing. Well done guys!!

  25. rcarel8515 Says:

    YES!!! DONE AND DONE! WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!

  26. hehegirlllly Says:

    ommmg SoOOOoOOoOOoO ROCKIN!!! hehehe

  27. nuggie Says:

    Loved it! Can’t wait for the extended version, hopefully with even more sweet action sequences.

  28. rosebud Says:

    Very, Very Tasty!

  29. gordo1976 Says:

    Belafonte better appreciate! Great vid!

  30. jhight Says:

    That was just all kinds of awesome.

  31. mrsrehmeier Says:

    sweeeeeeeet!

  32. bfrenzel13 Says:

    Awesome Video… my pick!! The main character is hilarious. Isn’t he the guy from the Allstate Commercials?

  33. colls Says:

    very impressive! loved the effects and thought the story line was hilarious for such a short amount of time!! superb job.

  34. channing Says:

    Excellent!!!!

  35. cbrown Says:

    Super awesome!!!

  36. fanpullp Says:

    That looked professionally done. .. way to go !

  37. amorton Says:

    this is AMAZING! wow.

  38. bigbrownjules Says:

    Great job!

  39. kalagrace Says:

    Definitely full of WIN

  40. mrmajestyk Says:

    A triumph on all levels!

  41. scout013 Says:

    Haha AWESOME! Reminds me of a bad trip I took after eating some bad Chinese food one night.

  42. mazdaspeedgangsta Says:

    pretty funny. awesome work guys

  43. dialac1 Says:

    I love this…awesome work!!!

  44. frenzelfoto Says:

    Wow! Never thought I would register with Nikon being the Canon guy I am but this was too good to pass up! Amazing work! Props to the main!

  45. jtam Says:

    I want a fortune cookie like that. Awesome video!

  46. raiz Says:

    haha, that was really random and funny!

  47. jazz99 Says:

    Makes Citizen Kane look like Next Friday. Brilliant work!

  48. craigtv Says:

    Awesome! It’s like a beautiful mix of Godzilla and Big Trouble in Little China! Very fun!!

  49. jadefox Says:

    Hilarious! Love the costumes, story and special effects.

  50. mikepostfan01 Says:

    TOP SHELF!!!

  51. marsupial Says:

    Love it. How did you get Lo Pan out of retirement? Best vid I’ve seen on here so far.

  52. grated Says:

    camera amazement +++++

  53. tamikx Says:

    epic awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!

  54. cartersmom Says:

    As I should have expected - I watched the clip an hour ago and already hungry to watch it again. Great job, Adam!

  55. tewks Says:

    Cool effects. Creative.

  56. jacquelineelise55 Says:

    Too funny! Loved all the special effects.

  57. ambergarvey Says:

    Nice going. Action packed and it all came together in the end. I’m kind of scared of the guy with the gray hair!

  58. antchtastic Says:

    By far the best video!!! This may be the greatest thing I’ve ever watched.

  59. ballin100 Says:

    Big fan of Nikon. Of the 52 video’s I have watched so far this by far my favorite! Super creative, super fun. I Love it!

  60. kfpungalo1 Says:

    A#1 pretty cool!!!!!

  61. tfurgasen Says:

    Hah! That’s really clever

  62. schmegs Says:

    Awesome! Genius! Brilliant! Epic! That was really funny :)

  63. petey Says:

    Totally Awesome! Great script with added humor. With every playback I enjoy it more and more. Watch out Jackie Chan! Fortune is yours.

  64. 2fast4ouru Says:

    I love the style of the video….very creative…came out really well!

  65. sadie Says:

    Always take care of our beloved pets for they are magic! You made that happen with your magical wizard short film….beyond over and above!

  66. ramason03 Says:

    this video was funny! Great job!

  67. beautygirl Says:

    That was truely entertainin :)

  68. dermadream Says:

    That’s awesome! You guys Rock!!!!!!

  69. turnthefanon Says:

    Success!! Love it guys! J Mac warms my heart.

  70. hwy113 Says:

    Great job!!! A sure winner!

  71. auntheather Says:

    Awesome job! …I love all the camera angles and special effects. Great timing too! …Overall, very funny and a good story.

  72. bigmaq Says:

    OH MY FING GOODNESS THIS WAS LIKE THE FAV 2 MIN AND 20 SEC VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. chinese take off ftw <3

  73. nickyp Says:

    sick!!!!

  74. boechler Says:

    Magnificent. Best martial arts film since Hero.

  75. random Says:

    Awesome!

  76. palmer55 Says:

    Adam and friends - what a fabulous job. You packed a lot of story and special effects into 2 mins. Congrats!

  77. annabanana72 Says:

    Very entertaining and funny!

  78. jordo Says:

    “Belafonte!!!!!!” This turned out awesome!

  79. esmail Says:

    a meta-cinema exercise in irrational exuberance that blows your mind, in the same way that only Sarah Palin and open group sex can offer.

  80. cbiz Says:

    That was awesome - great editing

  81. jpetross Says:

    So creative!! Great work!!! I want to see more, this was funny =)

  82. beepstweets Says:

    A massive THANK YOU to everyone who watched! Now, re-watch, vote 5 stars, and hollatme again! With love, the Cast & Crew of “CTO”

  83. nicoleg Says:

    haha I loved it! it was Awesome!

  84. fictionrider Says:

    Offensive.

  85. padro Says:

    Kick-ass rock-and-roll good fun!!

  86. jesscail Says:

    OMG, that was bizarre, but cool!

  87. suzy1 Says:

    so amazing!

  88. nikykat Says:

    Just voted, hope you win so you can make more shorts! This was great!

  89. knbbailey Says:

    Left me hungry for more!

  90. sugigrl Says:

    love it!

  91. andrewrca Says:

    “you taste” - I love it!!!

  92. cnasr Says:

    Excellent!! I want a sequel! But it must co-star Robert Loggia!

  93. frida1 Says:

    Bad ass I do the same thing for my dog. But we eat hotdogs.

  94. briddle Says:

    Oddly entertaining……!

  95. bigpapa Says:

    inventive…… never eat take out (off) from behind a dumpster……..

  96. pattykino Says:

    Awesome love it!!!

  97. snoe24 Says:

    WOW!!! That was amazing and those Kung Fu skills were CrAaZzY!

  98. mistermortensen Says:

    this is the weirdest thing i’ve ever seen…and i mean that in a good way. possibly brilliant.

  99. preachert Says:

    great editing.

  100. stirringthingsup Says:

    I dunno I wasn’t crazy impressed. Kinda silly, but not really funny. Mostly just clever use of editing

  101. nickyp Says:

    freakin awesome video!

  102. rws826 Says:

    Crazy, funny & weird -but great!

  103. stitchisblue Says:

    So giggle-inducingly bizarre! Like an homage to BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA … with a poodle.

  104. 3kids Says:

    Great!

  105. wildfire Says:

    Very deserving. Strangly addicting.

  106. sugigrl Says:

    belafonte would be proud!

  107. dermadream Says:

    absolutely loved it…tooo funny!!!! Do It!

  108. ktobia43 Says:

    soo funny!

  109. jugglegirl Says:

    haha. what a trip! an interesting pastiche…

  110. brite2 Says:

    Great!!

  111. dialac1 Says:

    great idea http://www.facebook.com/dialachineduphotography

  112. stalbin13 Says:

    I want me some Chinese Take-Out, I meanTake-Off! Great job you two, so proud of you!

  113. bigju24 Says:

    wow!! really?!?! haha YOU GOT MY VOTE!!!

  114. voldelovesu Says:

    Wow! This is a very well directed, produced and edited short film and the visual effects are great!

  115. stankubica Says:

    Loved it! How fun! I liked the special effects. Very funny. I like how he portrayed the fight scene with the video and pictures. Creative!

  116. phatphotographer Says:

    Crazy Awesome.

  117. alfredrocks Says:

    reminds me of the time i ate chinese take off. good job capturing that feeling!

  118. tropicpb Says:

    Amazing!!! The best video by far! Who is that cute half asian half black karate guy?

  119. soysaucy Says:

    Wish my fortune cookie would do that…HAHAHA.

  120. mazdaspeedgangsta Says:

    GOOOD VID

  121. dudeface Says:

    This is proof that the “finalist” judges were either retarded or high. Some okay editing, but that doesn’t make a good film. thumbs way down

  122. lilsis Says:

    i liked it

  123. tawnifreeland Says:

    I absolutely loved this video and think it is the best I’ve seen. So original and visually brilliant. This is clearly the winner! :)

  124. lordstjohn Says:

    :-(

  125. spikesupply Says:

    Kung fu villainy is the best villainy…Max amount of stars for this one.

  126. petey Says:

    Fantastic !! Awesome special effects. 5 Stars !!

  127. rchapin Says:

    Funny stuff guys! But why in the world wasn’t there any of your mad wushu skills up there?

  128. kelsmarie Says:

    awesome! and funny.

  129. tilgivelse Says:

    You had me at Big Trouble, Little China.

  130. celaphane Says:

    Belafonte!!!!!
    My fave part. Awesome! :)

  131. ashocks Says:

    So… awesomely trippy!

  132. crsh Says:

    My mind hole was blown! BOOM! Awwwwwesome!

  133. jwill Says:

    this is a very good short. I say it gets 5 STARS!

  134. kidheroes Says:

    Sorry man. I know it’s supposed to be a spoof, but it offended me. Not funny or original at all. Sad to see this would be your typical day

  135. sugigrl Says:

    I love this short, great work!

  136. wallace73 Says:

    kidheroes — Lighten up. Focus your attention on garnering votes for your friend’s video.

  137. kungfu28 Says:

    @kidheroes…sorry to hear you’re sad this is Lou’s typical day…just be glad it wasn’t YOUR typical day…Chang might of GOT YOU!! Muahaha

  138. pwilson85 Says:

    Lame…couldn’t watch it.

  139. imaginashawn Says:

    K, I actually watched it so I know that it’s not lame.
    *****

  140. craighaning Says:

    It’s brilliant!

  141. auntheather Says:

    I give you 5 STARS…I sure hope my vote showed up for you!!!! …The voting was vague/totally unclear. …Should be fixed by the webmaster.

  142. jdcarrera Says:

    That was hilarious. I was a little worried the way it started. But it was a lot of fun.

  143. sadie Says:

    You are on your way to being the winner! It’s a HIT!

  144. sugigrl Says:

    pretty impressive, what a great short!

  145. lgilmore Says:

    Great work guys! Is that Brandon!!? (:

  146. tvfilm Says:

    Crazy. love it.

  147. usay Says:

    soooooo funny! i love it. what an original idea. crazy. good luck!

  148. brendab Says:

    This was hilarious!!! I loved it! Great job! Good luck!!

  149. hannahradcliff Says:

    Nice work! I rated it well, but I think there are films on here that are a lot more genuine. I like it, but I don’t think it should win.

  150. sunita721 Says:

    Hilarious Adam! Great Job!

  151. cwatty Says:

    Sublime. A thin slice of videomatic bliss on a sesame seed bun. Better than cream cheese wontons. Brandon is an instant Oscar fave!

  152. cwatty Says:

    PS- Straw Dog, this is almost as good as my Super 8 epic “Terrain Wars” (1980). Notice I say almost.

  153. bj88mph Says:

    Fantastic! Honestly i’m amazed. and a little jealous. Love it!

  154. puck90 Says:

    Rock it!

  155. warhawk646 Says:

    Gotta love the old school kung-fu movie style! Never would have expected that from a dude with a poodle…

  156. calloway20 Says:

    I give the film five stars, and the person who engineered the voting system one star

  157. heyjoojoo Says:

    Not bad Adam; love the composites - did a good job.

    Give me the D5000 slr. I’ll take it off your hands for you.

  158. mariss Says:

    freaking fantastic five stars!

  159. vdaycare Says:

    ***** Great video!

  160. sugigrl Says:

    hilarious!

  161. junjo34 Says:

    Belafonteeeeee!!!

  162. vchin88 Says:

    this is awesome!!!!!

  163. stevenisthetits Says:

    as a highly respected film critic for part of the last decade it’s come to my conclusion this is the most highly decorative piece created.

  164. ishi Says:

    サイコー!!!!よくできました!!!!

  165. smell Says:

    Huh-larious!!… with a capital “Huh??”

  166. pupitis Says:

    It gave me some needed laughter. Thank you.

  167. james69 Says:

    GREAT!

  168. mrbrutallyhonest Says:

    fun,alot of creativity,better as a syfy piece rather than for nikon.

  169. lilman Says:

    ditto all that

  170. t1storms Says:

    Awesome, guys!

  171. joanroa Says:

    Nikon would feel alienated, but proud of you, sir. You are over 9,000.

  172. sugigrl Says:

    I love it, congrats kids!

  173. gohanpgt Says:

    That was great, I really enjoyed that! Very funny and creative!

  174. juno1 Says:

    Great video Jordan!! Love it! mad skills

  175. sueqb Says:

    very creative, great use of special effects! Belafonte would be so proud…

  176. dcrs13 Says:

    STAR STAR STAR STA…

  177. dcguy Says:

    A lot of fun!

  178. shaolindds Says:

    Nice work. I could use some Take Off right now.

  179. skins2010 Says:

    Good stuff!

  180. kggee1 Says:

    This is a great piece.

  181. chinpup Says:

    This was kewl, Good Luck !!!

  182. invadertonic Says:

    Belafonte would be proud.

  183. sharaloveyy Says:

    Awesome! :D

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