Chinese Take-Off / Or Belafonte’s Big Day (Sort Of)
My name is Lou. My poodle’s name was Belafonte. Every year on Belafonte’s B-Day we’d split an order of Chinese food and watch a dog movie. Like “All Dog’s Go To Heaven” or “Cujo”. Well, this year I almost let him down. I searched for some delicious take-out… and I ended up with a Hell-hot carton of TAKE-OFF. Don’t ask. Just watch.
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December 18th, 2009 at 12:29 am
WOW… mind blowing. Didn’t realize so much amazingness could exist in two minutes!
December 18th, 2009 at 1:15 am
This is AMAZING! Haha…so much fun!!
December 18th, 2009 at 6:52 am
Digging it.
December 18th, 2009 at 9:28 am
YAY!!!
December 18th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
wow!
December 18th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
LOVE it!
December 18th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
“Welcome to my domain!” Yes!!
December 18th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
totally awesome. Yes!!!
December 18th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
fantastic stuff!
December 18th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
such amazing work, so fun!!! i love this video. super creative
December 18th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
wow! amazing that you scripted, filmed and edited an entire mini ep in 2 mins. loved it!
December 18th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
very cool!!! i want more! sequel?
December 18th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Kind of weird. Kind of amazing. In a cool way. I loved it!
December 18th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
wow, that was awesome!
December 18th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
very cool
December 18th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
This video is best seen “family style”. You’ll want to watch it again in an hour. Amazing!!
December 18th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Too Great!
December 18th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
This is way too hilarious! I must watch AGAIN!!
December 18th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Wow. That’s a lot of punch for 140 secs!
December 18th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Great clip!
December 18th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Wacky Weirdness in a Won Ton. Definitely deserves a second and third look.
Great job crew! We want more!
December 18th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Fantastic! Entertaining and hysterical!
December 18th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Fortune cookies say: “Not take in, or take off!” “Wrapping not important, but must face evil spirit!” Lucky number 14 22 0 4 11 Pow!
December 18th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Back alley Chinese food - it’s a good thing. Well done guys!!
December 18th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
YES!!! DONE AND DONE! WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!
December 18th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
ommmg SoOOOoOOoOOoO ROCKIN!!! hehehe
December 18th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Loved it! Can’t wait for the extended version, hopefully with even more sweet action sequences.
December 18th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Very, Very Tasty!
December 18th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Belafonte better appreciate! Great vid!
December 18th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
That was just all kinds of awesome.
December 18th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
sweeeeeeeet!
December 18th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Awesome Video… my pick!! The main character is hilarious. Isn’t he the guy from the Allstate Commercials?
December 18th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
very impressive! loved the effects and thought the story line was hilarious for such a short amount of time!! superb job.
December 18th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Excellent!!!!
December 18th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Super awesome!!!
December 18th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
That looked professionally done. .. way to go !
December 18th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
this is AMAZING! wow.
December 18th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Great job!
December 18th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Definitely full of WIN
December 18th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
A triumph on all levels!
December 18th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Haha AWESOME! Reminds me of a bad trip I took after eating some bad Chinese food one night.
December 18th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
pretty funny. awesome work guys
December 19th, 2009 at 10:25 am
I love this…awesome work!!!
December 19th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Wow! Never thought I would register with Nikon being the Canon guy I am but this was too good to pass up! Amazing work! Props to the main!
December 19th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
I want a fortune cookie like that. Awesome video!
December 19th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
haha, that was really random and funny!
December 19th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Makes Citizen Kane look like Next Friday. Brilliant work!
December 19th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Awesome! It’s like a beautiful mix of Godzilla and Big Trouble in Little China! Very fun!!
December 19th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Hilarious! Love the costumes, story and special effects.
December 19th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
TOP SHELF!!!
December 19th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Love it. How did you get Lo Pan out of retirement? Best vid I’ve seen on here so far.
December 19th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
camera amazement +++++
December 19th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
epic awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!
December 19th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
As I should have expected - I watched the clip an hour ago and already hungry to watch it again. Great job, Adam!
December 19th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Cool effects. Creative.
December 19th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Too funny! Loved all the special effects.
December 20th, 2009 at 12:00 am
Nice going. Action packed and it all came together in the end. I’m kind of scared of the guy with the gray hair!
December 20th, 2009 at 12:04 am
By far the best video!!! This may be the greatest thing I’ve ever watched.
December 20th, 2009 at 12:22 am
Big fan of Nikon. Of the 52 video’s I have watched so far this by far my favorite! Super creative, super fun. I Love it!
December 20th, 2009 at 2:43 am
A#1 pretty cool!!!!!
December 20th, 2009 at 5:38 am
Hah! That’s really clever
December 20th, 2009 at 6:49 am
Awesome! Genius! Brilliant! Epic! That was really funny
December 20th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Totally Awesome! Great script with added humor. With every playback I enjoy it more and more. Watch out Jackie Chan! Fortune is yours.
December 20th, 2009 at 11:21 am
I love the style of the video….very creative…came out really well!
December 20th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Always take care of our beloved pets for they are magic! You made that happen with your magical wizard short film….beyond over and above!
December 20th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
this video was funny! Great job!
December 20th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
That was truely entertainin
December 20th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
That’s awesome! You guys Rock!!!!!!
December 20th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Success!! Love it guys! J Mac warms my heart.
December 20th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Great job!!! A sure winner!
December 20th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Awesome job! …I love all the camera angles and special effects. Great timing too! …Overall, very funny and a good story.
December 20th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
OH MY FING GOODNESS THIS WAS LIKE THE FAV 2 MIN AND 20 SEC VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. chinese take off ftw <3
December 20th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
sick!!!!
December 20th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Magnificent. Best martial arts film since Hero.
December 21st, 2009 at 1:52 am
Awesome!
December 21st, 2009 at 11:36 am
Adam and friends - what a fabulous job. You packed a lot of story and special effects into 2 mins. Congrats!
December 21st, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Very entertaining and funny!
December 21st, 2009 at 3:40 pm
“Belafonte!!!!!!” This turned out awesome!
December 21st, 2009 at 3:49 pm
a meta-cinema exercise in irrational exuberance that blows your mind, in the same way that only Sarah Palin and open group sex can offer.
December 21st, 2009 at 6:01 pm
That was awesome - great editing
December 21st, 2009 at 6:18 pm
So creative!! Great work!!! I want to see more, this was funny =)
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:29 am
A massive THANK YOU to everyone who watched! Now, re-watch, vote 5 stars, and hollatme again! With love, the Cast & Crew of “CTO”
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:44 am
haha I loved it! it was Awesome!
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:49 am
Offensive.
December 22nd, 2009 at 3:03 am
Kick-ass rock-and-roll good fun!!
December 22nd, 2009 at 3:52 am
OMG, that was bizarre, but cool!
December 22nd, 2009 at 10:46 am
so amazing!
December 22nd, 2009 at 10:57 am
Just voted, hope you win so you can make more shorts! This was great!
December 22nd, 2009 at 11:49 am
Left me hungry for more!
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:09 pm
love it!
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:31 pm
“you taste” - I love it!!!
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Excellent!! I want a sequel! But it must co-star Robert Loggia!
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Bad ass I do the same thing for my dog. But we eat hotdogs.
December 22nd, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Oddly entertaining……!
December 22nd, 2009 at 1:33 pm
inventive…… never eat take out (off) from behind a dumpster……..
December 22nd, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Awesome love it!!!
December 22nd, 2009 at 1:52 pm
WOW!!! That was amazing and those Kung Fu skills were CrAaZzY!
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:36 pm
this is the weirdest thing i’ve ever seen…and i mean that in a good way. possibly brilliant.
December 22nd, 2009 at 3:13 pm
great editing.
December 22nd, 2009 at 3:54 pm
I dunno I wasn’t crazy impressed. Kinda silly, but not really funny. Mostly just clever use of editing
December 22nd, 2009 at 3:56 pm
freakin awesome video!
December 22nd, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Crazy, funny & weird -but great!
December 22nd, 2009 at 4:33 pm
So giggle-inducingly bizarre! Like an homage to BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA … with a poodle.
December 22nd, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Great!
December 22nd, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Very deserving. Strangly addicting.
December 22nd, 2009 at 7:00 pm
belafonte would be proud!
December 22nd, 2009 at 7:11 pm
absolutely loved it…tooo funny!!!! Do It!
December 22nd, 2009 at 7:25 pm
soo funny!
December 22nd, 2009 at 8:15 pm
haha. what a trip! an interesting pastiche…
December 22nd, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Great!!
December 22nd, 2009 at 10:07 pm
great idea http://www.facebook.com/dialachineduphotography
December 22nd, 2009 at 10:11 pm
I want me some Chinese Take-Out, I meanTake-Off! Great job you two, so proud of you!
December 22nd, 2009 at 10:34 pm
wow!! really?!?! haha YOU GOT MY VOTE!!!
December 22nd, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Wow! This is a very well directed, produced and edited short film and the visual effects are great!
December 22nd, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Loved it! How fun! I liked the special effects. Very funny. I like how he portrayed the fight scene with the video and pictures. Creative!
December 22nd, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Crazy Awesome.
December 22nd, 2009 at 11:37 pm
reminds me of the time i ate chinese take off. good job capturing that feeling!
December 23rd, 2009 at 12:41 am
Amazing!!! The best video by far! Who is that cute half asian half black karate guy?
December 23rd, 2009 at 12:51 am
Wish my fortune cookie would do that…HAHAHA.
December 23rd, 2009 at 1:21 am
GOOOD VID
December 23rd, 2009 at 2:17 am
This is proof that the “finalist” judges were either retarded or high. Some okay editing, but that doesn’t make a good film. thumbs way down
December 23rd, 2009 at 2:45 am
i liked it
December 23rd, 2009 at 9:54 am
I absolutely loved this video and think it is the best I’ve seen. So original and visually brilliant. This is clearly the winner!
December 23rd, 2009 at 10:42 am
December 23rd, 2009 at 11:48 am
Kung fu villainy is the best villainy…Max amount of stars for this one.
December 23rd, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Fantastic !! Awesome special effects. 5 Stars !!
December 23rd, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Funny stuff guys! But why in the world wasn’t there any of your mad wushu skills up there?
December 23rd, 2009 at 2:10 pm
awesome! and funny.
December 23rd, 2009 at 2:37 pm
You had me at Big Trouble, Little China.
December 23rd, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Belafonte!!!!!
My fave part. Awesome!
December 23rd, 2009 at 3:10 pm
So… awesomely trippy!
December 23rd, 2009 at 3:19 pm
My mind hole was blown! BOOM! Awwwwwesome!
December 23rd, 2009 at 3:30 pm
this is a very good short. I say it gets 5 STARS!
December 23rd, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Sorry man. I know it’s supposed to be a spoof, but it offended me. Not funny or original at all. Sad to see this would be your typical day
December 23rd, 2009 at 4:44 pm
I love this short, great work!
December 23rd, 2009 at 5:01 pm
kidheroes — Lighten up. Focus your attention on garnering votes for your friend’s video.
December 23rd, 2009 at 5:03 pm
@kidheroes…sorry to hear you’re sad this is Lou’s typical day…just be glad it wasn’t YOUR typical day…Chang might of GOT YOU!! Muahaha
December 23rd, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Lame…couldn’t watch it.
December 23rd, 2009 at 7:07 pm
K, I actually watched it so I know that it’s not lame.
*****
December 23rd, 2009 at 7:25 pm
It’s brilliant!
December 23rd, 2009 at 9:02 pm
I give you 5 STARS…I sure hope my vote showed up for you!!!! …The voting was vague/totally unclear. …Should be fixed by the webmaster.
December 23rd, 2009 at 10:26 pm
That was hilarious. I was a little worried the way it started. But it was a lot of fun.
December 23rd, 2009 at 11:54 pm
You are on your way to being the winner! It’s a HIT!
December 24th, 2009 at 12:00 am
pretty impressive, what a great short!
December 24th, 2009 at 12:42 am
Great work guys! Is that Brandon!!? (:
December 24th, 2009 at 5:35 am
Crazy. love it.
December 24th, 2009 at 8:16 am
soooooo funny! i love it. what an original idea. crazy. good luck!
December 24th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
This was hilarious!!! I loved it! Great job! Good luck!!
December 24th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Nice work! I rated it well, but I think there are films on here that are a lot more genuine. I like it, but I don’t think it should win.
December 24th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Hilarious Adam! Great Job!
December 24th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Sublime. A thin slice of videomatic bliss on a sesame seed bun. Better than cream cheese wontons. Brandon is an instant Oscar fave!
December 24th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
PS- Straw Dog, this is almost as good as my Super 8 epic “Terrain Wars” (1980). Notice I say almost.
December 25th, 2009 at 5:27 am
Fantastic! Honestly i’m amazed. and a little jealous. Love it!
December 25th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Rock it!
December 26th, 2009 at 1:39 am
Gotta love the old school kung-fu movie style! Never would have expected that from a dude with a poodle…
December 26th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
I give the film five stars, and the person who engineered the voting system one star
December 26th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Not bad Adam; love the composites - did a good job.
Give me the D5000 slr. I’ll take it off your hands for you.
December 27th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
freaking fantastic five stars!
December 27th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
***** Great video!
December 28th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
hilarious!
December 29th, 2009 at 12:07 am
Belafonteeeeee!!!
December 29th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
this is awesome!!!!!
December 30th, 2009 at 1:47 am
as a highly respected film critic for part of the last decade it’s come to my conclusion this is the most highly decorative piece created.
December 30th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
サイコー!!!!よくできました!!!!
January 1st, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Huh-larious!!… with a capital “Huh??”
January 2nd, 2010 at 11:18 am
It gave me some needed laughter. Thank you.
January 2nd, 2010 at 5:01 pm
GREAT!
January 4th, 2010 at 5:44 pm
fun,alot of creativity,better as a syfy piece rather than for nikon.
January 5th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
ditto all that
January 6th, 2010 at 12:49 am
Awesome, guys!
January 6th, 2010 at 1:36 am
Nikon would feel alienated, but proud of you, sir. You are over 9,000.
January 6th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
I love it, congrats kids!
January 7th, 2010 at 12:12 am
That was great, I really enjoyed that! Very funny and creative!
January 7th, 2010 at 8:02 pm
Great video Jordan!! Love it! mad skills
January 7th, 2010 at 10:06 pm
very creative, great use of special effects! Belafonte would be so proud…
January 8th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
STAR STAR STAR STA…
January 9th, 2010 at 10:12 am
A lot of fun!
January 10th, 2010 at 1:49 am
Nice work. I could use some Take Off right now.
January 10th, 2010 at 10:40 am
Good stuff!
January 10th, 2010 at 11:54 am
This is a great piece.
January 11th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
This was kewl, Good Luck !!!
January 12th, 2010 at 6:37 am
Belafonte would be proud.
January 12th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Awesome!